Thursday, April 30, 2009

SETI organization, Search for Earth Terrestrial Intelligence

I have been threatening to do this for years.
Everyday I am reminded that I am surrounded by idiots.
For many years I have chuckled to myself when I hear about scientists searching for intelligent life on other planets, hence the acronym, SETI, Search for ExtraTerrestrial Intelligence. They prove my point.
First of all, find intelligent life on Earth first.
These so called scientists are trying to intercept radio waves. Perhaps aliens are broadcasting their version of I love Lucy. Duh!
Anyone with an ounce of intelligence and paying attention knows that the aliens have visited earth for thousands of years.
The attitude of most scientists is that if they don’t shake hands with the aliens, they must not exist, as if aliens would be impressed with earth scientists.
Ergo, if these scientists are supposed to be representative of intelligent life on this planet, well, you get the point.
I suppose at this point I am “preaching to the choir”, that is, if you are intelligent enough to follow.
Therefore, I have decided that SETI should stand for:
Search
for
Earth
Terrestrial
Intelligence

I will keep searching for signs of intelligence.
Perhaps my descendants will carry the torch.
Beam me up Scotty.